Cheese Ramen

  • Price: 80p(?)
  • Manufacturer: Ottogi Co.
  • Packet contains: noodles, cheesy powder sachet, generic other powder sachet, vegetable and/or fish(?) sachet.

I approach this product with all the trepidation its core concept clearly warrants. Cheese ramen?

Visual impression upon assemblage of product: utter revulsion. I firstly sample one of the floating pink cubelets, to find I am eating something like a dense-foam scouring pad having bathed (the scouring pad) too long in fishy dishwater. A faint cheesy smell accompanies the product, but the soup has no discernible flavour (though it is very mildly spicy). The noodles are standard fare – a blessing in the circumstances – but they are gone far too soon, leaving an empty and horrifyingly opaque pond. Desolation.

  • Noodle rating: 3/5
  • Spice level: very mild (but should cheese ramen actually be spicy at all?*)
  • Flavour rating: 1/5
  • Associated substance rating (cubelets): 0/5
  • Slurp rating: N/A (I could not bring myself to slurp)
  • Would noodle again?: Lord, have mercy

Bonus factoid: Ottogi Co. is the sole condiment provider to McDonald's in Korea. [Citation needed, but true according to Wikipedia.]

* Positivists here reject my question as ill-formed, cheese ramen clearly being a specious construct thrust upon us by Ottogi Co. or whatever nefarious agency lies therebehind.

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